DEDICATED TO ALL MY COLLEAGUE SUPERVISORS
6:20 : DRIVE @110kmph to reach the office J.I.T
6:40 : WOW ON DOT......SWIPE & put your working boots ON & the day begins
7:00 : "MAANACHA MUJRA" a.k.a Morning dose of Bamboos neways we have started identifying ourselves as Mr. A. PANDA....as we have accustomed to the tasty breakfast of bamboos!
7:45 : Now the real fun begins.....Monitor the shop(floor); check the attendance, pass on the bamboos to yesterday's absentees ;-) "Thoda Khao Thoda Feko"
8:15 : The start for Madhu begins - Madhu, our peon is our breakfast Guy.
8:25 : Waah Puri-Bhaaji!!! 10/- wasooooool & then Ni3 our tea man....CHECK E-MAIL....
8:45 : GREEN CORNER & then back to either Pavillion or Den.........
9:00 : Purchase kee peeche..........II Floor PURCHASE
MEE : Sachin, Material nahi aala yaar.... s@@!^a project adakla aahe....
SACHIN : Arre aata kadhto P.O aani aaj material yeeil
MEE : Theek... Mala lagech intimate kar.......
9:15; 9:30; 9:45 : SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIINNN
IN-BETWEEN 9:00 TO 10:00 : Dallu, Ishwar, Allen screw khatam ho gaya hai; Milling pe Kaam nahi hua hai; grinding machine chalu nahi hai......Dalvi/Shimpi ne material kal nahi laaya....& so....on
10:00 : Some manager: Arre Big Boss ne meeting bulayi hai....chalo... okay.....
10:00 - 11:00 : DMC MEETING REVIEW : 3W1H / 5W1H / XXWXXH formats.....Fresh
Bamboo Brunch ....IMS, CII, KAIZEN, OEE, etc..etc. (madhech Dulki, especially mee)
11:00 - 11:45 : Aila bahut tension hai.....recession XYZ Co. ne itne aadmi kam kiye....s#!t...kuch karna padega.... chal lunch mein discuss karte hai.....
Oh! shit; SACHINNNN : EXTN: arre tu phone karnaar hotaas.................
SACHIN : Arre aata kadhto P.O aani aaj material yeeil
MEE : Sakaali pan tu hech saangitla hotas. tu latkaavnaar mala..Theek... Mala lagech intimate kar.......
11:45 : Lunch-Break.............another unofficial meeting : Maximum Purchase laa shivya
12:15 : Parat Sachin
SACHIN : Arre aata " Lagech" kadhto P.O aani aaj material yeeil...Boss P.M.O meeting madhe hote....tyaanchi sign gheto.
MEE : Sakaali pan tu hech saangitla hotas. tu latkaavnaar mala..Theek... Mala lagech intimate kar.......
13:00 : No call yet....from Sachin....
DALLU : Saab, thoda problem hai.... jara andar aaooo.
13:05 : Yeh Sarpanch dimaag khaata hai...uska kucch karo...
okay..okay.. main dekhta hoon
13:15 : The Dreaded Call
BAAYKO : Tu mala diwas bhar phone nahi kelaas..........Mala mahatwaacha bolaycha aahe
MEE : Ta..Ta..Pa..Pa... Mee lavkar yeto...mag aapan bolu...
BAAYKO : IFAHKLGVHSAOPGJ JCCIJPIOCJQPCJQPCJPCJQPICUPCJPCQWEOPIGJM CLIGJWEOIGJELBUEOBJHSLABGYEWOBJHSLVHEQOGEOIUGSRHGSHGOEJGEOJGGJO
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13:18 / 13:19 : THE END; of the call... of course ( 2 hours to go )
13:20 : Too early............. Aaj L&S hai.................f@#k.. jaldi jaane ka thaa..........
13:25 : Parat SachinNAMA
SACHIN : Arre aata lunch la aalo aahe. Yeun" Lagech" kadhto P.O aani aaj material yeeil...Boss P.M.O meeting madhe hote....tyaanchi sign ghetli pan quote saapdat navhta....aata " Lagech" kadhto
MEE : Sakaal pasun tu hech saangitla hotas. G@@^$u tu latkaavnaar mala..Arre Boss bamboo deto aahe yaar...
13:30 : Chaha and design....P.M.O project....
13:33 : Some vendor: saab mera bill ab tak pass nahi hua....blah...blah
MEE : Theek hai dekhta hoon....Three Party Conference.... again purchase....
13:45 : Back to design board....
13:51 : Some colleague : Arre toh CII cha data de naa...last year cha.....
13:51 - 14:20 : CII data chya maage................................
14:20 : Sh*t...design rahila tasach. ( 1 Hour to go )
15:00 : s..a..c..h..i..n zaala kaa re?????
15:20 : END OF SHIFT.....................finally........................oh sh*t L&S
15:45 - 17:00 - 18:00 : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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